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#20 Scorpion Vodka – Would You Drink It?

By Russ | September 21, 2008

Scorpion Vodka. You get the vodka and a scorpion you can eat. Makes the worm look pretty pathetic, doesn’t it?
Apart from the fact that there is a real scorpion in my vodka, I am really impressed with their claims:
Alcohol infused with a scorpion is said to possess many excellent health properties when drunk, [...]

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#14 Absinthe Lollipops – Coming To Your Underaged Teen Soon

By Russ | September 15, 2008

his is just what the world needs: Absinthe Lollipops.
Why let your kid have ordinary lollipops when these are available? Not that they are marketed towards kids. Teenagers have way more money than kids do and they seem to like the taste.
What a mixture: Lolly and alcohol. It just begs for the underage consumption [...]

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#3 Dress For Dinner Napkins – Funny When You Are 8

By Russ | September 6, 2008

ike the apron with images of tits on it, the Dress For Dinner napkins are one of those visual jokes that you find funny at around the age of eight but for some reason they are still available way into your adult life.
I couldn’t imagine any situation where putting these on would be funny. [...]

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#1 Finger Food – Snack Holder For The Prat Who Has Everything

By Russ | September 6, 2008

his first product made me laugh out loud when I first stumbled upon it. One can only imagine the drunken discussion that fueled this idea. The surprising thing is that they continued designing and making it after sobering up.
At exactly what type of party does one use the Finger Food? An amputees reunion perhaps? [...]

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