Category Archives: Kitchen Gadgets

#21 Brain Gelatin Mold – For The Zombie Inside Each Of Us

hat more could any wanna-be zombie want that his or her own Brain Gelatin Mold.
It would also make a great talking point at any dinner party. Finished the main meal and ready for dessert? Roll out the Jello Brain and watch you guests gush over its authenticity. Hand out some spoons and let [...]

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#17 Gun Egg-Fryers – Shoot Your Way Through Breakfast

gift for the NRA card-carrying Republican who loves his breakfast: Gun Egg-Fryers.
Yup, fry your eggs in the shape of a gun. What more could you ask for first thing in the morning?
Expanding the gun culture is a good thing, and the world needs more guns, so teach your children to love the [...]

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#5 Nutri-Weigh & Go Scale – Expensive and Pointless

am struggling but I can see no other application for the Nutri-Weigh & Go Scale other than weighing any food before it goes into your mouth.
Do the creators of these products actually field-test them? Can you realistically expect anyone short of a person with some sort of compulsive mental disorder to actually use [...]

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#4 Beyond Measure Portion Center – Impressive Name, Too Much Hassle

or the kitchen nut with absolutely everything, and I mean absolutely everything (yes, even the Baggler) comes the Beyond Measure Portion Center.
Let’s stop a moment and reflect on the name. Forget that you had seen an image of the thing and sit back, close your eyes and imagine what you would get if someone [...]

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