Scorpion Vodka. You get the vodka and a scorpion you can eat. Makes the worm look pretty pathetic, doesn’t it?
Apart from the fact that there is a real scorpion in my vodka, I am really impressed with their claims:
Alcohol infused with a scorpion is said to possess many excellent health properties when drunk, such as helping to increase libido, lowering blood pressure & helps remove toxins in the bloodstream.
That’s an impressive list of benefits. Although I find it hard to see how eating a scorpion reduces the toxins in my bloodstream.
And I love the token warning:
Please be careful of the sharp stinger
No shit!!
Weirdness Rating: 4 (out of 5)
Price: $33.00
